Hardcore Coop Building Rules

Trash and recycling goes out Mondays. Compost is Wednesday. Thursday is screamo night.
Dogs under 35 pounds are allowed and must be kept on a choke-chain collar attached to a hemp leash at all times.
Laundry machines are located at your parents’ homes.
Bicycle storage is just wherever you leave your bike on the front lawn.
No meat is allowed in the building at any time. (Unless it’s late and McDonald’s is the only thing that’s open and it’s vegan cheat day.)
Satellite dishes are not allowed. They are an eyesore and corporate media weakens the spirit.
Priority parking spaces are reserved for vans with drummers sleeping inside. Vans with bassists will be towed.
Renovations do not require board approval. However you cannot construct a stage, as a band should never be elevated over the community.
Skateboarding is not a crime, but is against building rules between 9am and 5pm.
Overnight guests are permitted, provided it’s a band whose most recent 7-inch was released on an approved hardcore record label.
The record label you run out of your bedroom is provisionally an approved hardcord label pending a review of its catalogue in an approved straight-edge zine.
The straight-edge zine you make in your living room is provisionally an approved straight-edge zine, though you can’t review your own records and expect to retain any kind of cred.
Membership to the coop board will be extended to those residents who most clearly demonstrate the building’s twin commitments to anarchy and city regulations.

06 September 2015