8 Things Bears on Railroad Tracks Say
1. Choo-choo, I’m a train!
2. All aboard!
3. Look down and step carefully over the gap as you enter or exit the train.
4. Stand clear of the closing doors.
5. Tickets please!
6. Assaulting a conductor is a federal offense and carries a minimum sentence of 5 years.
7. If you see something, say something.
8. We are being held by the train’s dispatcher because of train traffic ahead.
07 September 2015